Mermaids vs. Manatees

The Florida Marlins home opener is Monday against the New York Mets, at 4:10 p.m, Dolphin Stadium. Let that also be a LITE FM Stress Saver Traffic tip for you!

What I was wondering was... Why do the male spectators get Marlins Mermaids, and we ladies get Marlins Manatees?

I mean no disrespect to those who tried out, or officially became Manatees, but when do we get hot, half-naked men dancing for our pleasure at sporting events? Or, at the very least, more bathrooms...

Go Marlins!