Your mission... find Steven

Tyler, that is... and tell him where to find me!! But seriously, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler in town for a very good cause.
The 9th Annual Biker's Bash dinner/auction at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino is Friday, December 7th, 6p to 11p. A special Red Wing Motorcycle Company designed guitar will be auctioned off and word is, Steven will personally sign it for them at the event. Proceeds benefit the Boys and Girls Clubs. The weekend culminates with the 20th Annual Toys in the Sun Run, whereby tens of thousands of motorcyles will make their way from the Isle Racing & Casino in Pompano Park, to Markham Park in Weston.
A LITE FM Stress Saver Traffic Tip:
There will be temporary road closures on I-95 SB and I-595 WB to accommodate the bikes. Parade of cycles leaves Pompano at 10a, Sunday December 9th.

I love you, Steven....

Hey Ladies! Helio's in town

Sure he's the champion of Dancing With The Stars, but did you know that Helio Castroneves is also a two-time Indy 500 Champion. That may explain why he drives you crazy.. makes your heart race... all right I'll stop.
Helio will be at Homestead Miami Speedway on Thursday (December 6th) and you're invited to watch him do some off-season tire testing. You may prefer to see him cha-cha, but I'm thinking he'll be fulfilling the need for speed.

Weston's where it's at

This Sunday, December 9th, is the 10th Annual Weston Holiday Home Tour. Trolleys will depart at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. from the the Weston Town Center clock tower. Tickets are $40 bucks in advance and benefit Kids In Distress.

Then the following Friday, December 14th at 7 p.m., there will be a benefit concert for the Desmond TuTu Peace Foundation at Cypress Bay Auditorium in Weston. Admission is $7 bucks and performers include: Jim Wurster & the Atomic Cowboys, Brian Franklin, and Eric Adzima.

Will you bury me?

You've heard the joke - What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!

Well, what happens to the first two rings when the suffering ends via divorce? For some, the ring is sold, returned, or redesigned.

But for those who need closure and/or have a wicked-good sense of humor, there's the Wedding Ring Coffin. An actual miniature solid wood coffin that comes with an engraved brass plaque.
Sample engravings include: "I Do.... NOT!" and "Six feet isn't deep enough!" or create your own.
You can opt for a open or closed casket, too.

While we're talkin' funerals, howz about the Men-Of-Mortuaries 2008 Calendar. Fourteen handsome funeral directors and morticians without their shirts... it's to die for!!!
Proceeds from the calendar benefits breast cancer foundation KAMM Cares. The organization was founded by Mr. June 2008.

Charity tennis, anyone?

This weekend brings the 7th Annual Andy Roddick Charity Exhibition to Boca Raton. Sure, Andy will be there, as well as Maria Sharapova, James Blake and others. The serves happen this Sunday afternoon at Boca Pointe Country Club. The Kid's Zone opens at 11:30 a.m. You can find out about tickets by calling the Andy Roddick Foundation at 561-620-9449.