Will you bury me?

You've heard the joke - What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!

Well, what happens to the first two rings when the suffering ends via divorce? For some, the ring is sold, returned, or redesigned.

But for those who need closure and/or have a wicked-good sense of humor, there's the Wedding Ring Coffin. An actual miniature solid wood coffin that comes with an engraved brass plaque.
Sample engravings include: "I Do.... NOT!" and "Six feet isn't deep enough!" or create your own.
You can opt for a open or closed casket, too.

While we're talkin' funerals, howz about the Men-Of-Mortuaries 2008 Calendar. Fourteen handsome funeral directors and morticians without their shirts... it's to die for!!!
Proceeds from the calendar benefits breast cancer foundation KAMM Cares. The organization was founded by Mr. June 2008.