Turkey Talk-Line is open

Well whack my wattle - turkey is the perfect protein - so says the National Turkey Federation.

Butterball's famous turkey talk-line is now open at 1-800-BUTTERBALL, and you also have the option to email your turkey questions at talkline@butterball.com.

You can also call the U. S. Department of Agriculture Meat and Poultry Hotline at 888-674-6854; they'll answer any questions related to food preparation and storage from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day.

Also, there's:
Empire Kosher Poultry 717-436-7055
Land O'Lakes baking advice
Fleischmann's Yeast Baker's Help Line is 800-777-4959
King Arthur Flour Co.'s Bakers Hotline is 802-649-3717
Ocean Spray Consumer Help Line is 800-662-3263
Perdue Consumer Help Line 800-473-7383
USDA Meat & Poultry Hotline 800-535-4555

For dessert, the Crisco Pie Hotline is there for you - 877-367-7438 with the following schedule:
Regular hours are 9 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Extended hours are 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. from November 17th through November 26th and December 15th through the 23rd.

Remember, when talking turkey, there's no such thing as stupid turkey question...
Funny maybe, but not stupid.